There was once a couple of kids I never really met. They got into some bad shit. Weird bad shit.
They might have talked to some animals or little people. Inanimate objects too, I'll bet; people just do that in this area. Anyway they probably weren't that bothered by it.
I think they disfigured an old woman, could have been an old guy in drag. Might have involved garden tools or kitchen utensils or such like.
Anyway last I heard they scampered off scot-free. Bastards.
Moral: You writing this down or something?