I (sometimes) call myself Mr. Pondersome. I'm a rather wordy, weirdy person. I say hullo a lot. I write a lot more. While you're here, why not give some of it a read?

Thursday, 2 October 2014

MISHEARD (a.k.a. Can You Figure Out What's Actually Being Said?)

Oi, wash lead ashtray!
You cunt of bean!
Year of queues in me, off lion?
Apps sew loot, Lee!
Doughnut teller.
Oi, my taff two!
Cum a noun. Pleas.
Awe white. Justice wants.
Than cue.
Shut up.

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