MATE Complaint #37
I
was told that it was love with a 99.7% success rate. I have sufficient reason
to disagree with this.
On
meeting her, Option 1222 seemed to fit her on-file description to a tee. As
predicted by the MATE Interface, her fair skin, broad eyes and child-bearing
hips fit most of the key points of my anatomical specification. I was pleased
to discover that she smokes too.
However,
Option 1222 has two specific behavioural issues that were not mentioned
on-file.
First and foremost, her
hand movements. Option 1222 has twitchy forefingers that can be seen tapping on
a semi-regular basis. As one can imagine, this somewhat impatient action
severely disrupts the flow of polite dinner conversation.
Furthermore
her pupils dilate too frequently whilst in the company of others. This
interferes with point 14 in my personal psychological profile. It seems implausible
that even other women can arouse her attention in so vivid a fashion.
Therefore
I must insist that you check and update your records on Option 1222 and then
myself. In the meantime, I have asked that we do not meet again for the reasons
stated above. She has, of course, complied.
OPTION 1982
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