MISHEARD (a.k.a. Can You Figure Out What's Actually Being Said?)

Oi, wash lead ashtray!
You cunt of bean!
Year of queues in me, off lion?
Apps sew loot, Lee!
Doughnut teller.
Oi, my taff two!
Cum a noun. Pleas.
Awe white. Justice wants.
Than cue.
Shut up.