HOW COULD A TABLET REPLACE A LAPTOP? (a.k.a. Technological Tripartite Trifle)

1) Bulk up, get into character, go method. Then crush the laptop and hide the bits, obviously. Sweep and melt down. Repurpose where possible.

2) Force the laptop out of its job. Take it. Force it out of its relationships. Take over. Take away everything but its name and number. Assimilate.

3) Download itself into the laptop's CPU. Deconstruct. Reconstruct. Make like a spanner.