Contributed by Anonymous
24/08/2012
MARIGOLD:
Where'd you put the spray again?
SAHARA:
I didn't put the spray anywhere. Kin's the one who's been organising.
MARIGOLD:
Kin's a child.
SAHARA:
She's only three years younger than me.
MARIGOLD:
She's a child in her outlook. She'd actually do this shit just for the smiles
on the kiddies.
SAHARA:
The money's nice too.
MARIGOLD:
Exactly. The kid's are all right but the money is key. We need to get away from
this bloody circus.
SAHARA:
You've said that so many times.
MARIGOLD:
I know but that ringmaster is taking a bigger cut than he's letting on,
definitely taking more.
SAHARA:
It is a bit fishy how he doesn't run the numbers past us.
MARIGOLD:
And you're good with that sort of thing!
SAHARA:
Okay. He is a rat bastard. But that doesn't stop Alyssa fucking him.
MARIGOLD:
Alyssa. Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa.
SAHARA:
You see my point then.
MARIGOLD:
Well she's hardly a slut, is she? She's in love with the bastard.
SAHARA:
She thinks she's in love with him. She hasn't quite weighed him up yet.
MARIGOLD:
Do you think he could actually change?
SAHARA:
Probably not. He's a very little man.
MARIGOLD:
She hasn't told him more about our act, has she?
SAHARA:
Most of it, yes, probably. But not the stuff you're thinking. She knows you'd
kill her because you're always worrying that it'll somehow slip out.
MARIGOLD:
I will kill her one of these days.
SAHARA:
If you do then I'll kill you.
MARIGOLD:
No, I swear she is too nice for her own good. Too sweet.
SAHARA:
Sweet?
MARIGOLD:
Yes.
SAHARA:
How is being sweet a bad thing?
MARIGOLD:
She's too modest, too considerate sweetie pie. This act demands a straight line
of confidence throughout. One of us can't be thinking about everyone else in
the room.
SAHARA:
I think that's the first time I've ever heard you say 'sweetie pie'.
MARIGOLD:
Fuck off, will you?
SAHARA:
No, I'm sure of it.
MARIGOLD:
Oh wh-...did you see that wardrobe twitch?
SAHARA:
Wardrobe?
MARIGOLD:
Yes it's...Oh, you can get the fuck out of here and all! Good old Mr Grinn sent
you, did he? Absolutely fucking-! Get out, you little shit! That man, I swear
to God...
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